Tim has a "Dead Finger"

This post is for Tim - yes you, Tim, relaxing beachside on the hammock. Your infected finger is creeping everyone out. Sure, it happened while you were trying to catch lobsters, which in and of itself is cool, but I think you should have let the "Doctor" in Cosiguina give you a shot in the ass. BTW, stop proof-reading my posts. I'm a writer, not an editor. Shkeeesss. Go chase a pig. Love you, man!